hiddledbythebatch:

lampsu:

have you ever had a friend who you love to death but at the same time you fucking hate them and every once in a while you get an extremely strong urge to beat the shit out of them

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velno:

Took this from a magazine ad

velno:

Took this from a magazine ad

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sorry:

I was in the public toilets and had just sat down. A voice from the next cubicle said “Hi!, how are you?” Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine”. The voice said “So what are you up to?”. I said, “Just doing the same as you, sitting here!”. From next door, “Can I come over?”. Annoyed, I said, “rather busy right now”. The voice said, “Listen, i will have to call you back, there’s an idiot next door answering all my questions.

 

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rnelrose:

mildrose:

cutieee

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rnelrose:

mildrose:

cutieee

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